June 21, 2017
So, we’re giving away some books…
by Melville House
So, summertime is back in full swing. Here’s some documentary footage of your life right now:
Wow, whoa, ok. This doesn’t seem ideal. After beta-testing a few ideas that just wouldn’t work (turns out it’s illegal to blot out the sun completely with a canvas held by dirigibles, and there are ecological implications when air conditioning is expanded to include the outdoors), we have arrived at one surefire solution: excellent, free books for summer.
Did we mention that the books will be excellent? Did we mention that they’re free? Behold:
Here’s how it works: click right here to enter. All we need’s a name and an email address. Boom. You’re done. Sit back. Relax. If you happen to have a cold drink sitting around inside a pineapple, now’s the time to grab a straw. Your work here is finished.
What happens is next is that on July 1 (that’s next Saturday, gang), we’ll draw the names of five lucky humans* to determine our winners. Every winner will receive:
- A beautiful new paperback of Caitriona Lally’s joyously piquant novel Eggshells
- A beautiful new paperback of Martin Seay’s sweeping, intricate novel The Mirror Thief
- An advance reader copy of Lynda Schuster’s thrilling, incredible-yet-true Dirty Wars and Polished Silver
- An advance reader copy of Kate Hamer’s exhilarating, haunted novel The Doll Funeral
Seriously, what are you waiting for? You should stop reading this right now. Click here. Win books. Go go go go go.
*Due to intergalactic contest regulations, you must be human to win this contest.