November 18, 2017

Saturday is Saturday: Speedreader’s Edition


“Pitlessie Fair,” by David Wilkie, born 232 years ago today.

Life comes at you fast. We know this, and don’t want to slow you down. That’s why today’s Saturday Round-Up will consist entirely of unforgivingly condensed little micro-sentences. Blink and you’ll miss ’em. You can read the whole damn thing before the milk hits your Froot Loops. Ready? Let’s go.

Week! News. Weird. Blog! Us:

Here too:

Also news:

This week, we published:




Plus, paperback:

Also, cartoons! People love cartoons. Here’s one:

That’s it! Happy weekend. See you Monday. We’ll be prolix, then.