The last day to order and ensure your package arrives in time for Christmas is December 16.


Black, ceramic mugs sporting, on the front, the phrase that made Bartleby the Scrivener famous, and, on the back, the Melville House logo. Beautifully crafted and well-balanced with an ergonomically designed handle for maximum holding, this is the only 13 oz. mug you’ll ever need.

A random list of things you can drink from/store in our new mug: 

  • Coffee
  • Tea
  • Whiskey
  • Jealous coworker’s tears
  • A baby panda
  • Coffee
  • Vinegar (for catching fruit flies)
  • Smaller mugs
  • $15.00 in change
  • An infinite number of Melville House ebooks
  • Class rage
  • That last cup of stale coffee that nobody in the office would take because they didn’t want to brew more
  • The void where god once was
  • The “I Like Ike” buttons your grandpa gave you
  • All the matter in the universe before the Big Bang
  • 20 years of fingernail clippings
  • Angst
  • Coffee